Posted by
RecknHavic on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 10:48:54 AM
Some questions, when asked, broaden our conception of who and what we are. They take us in directions we would never have dreamed possible, producing both growth and a unique sense of self-awareness. The following quiz does none of these things...
1. What was the Skipper's nickname for Gilligan?
a) Little Matey c) Little Buddy
b) Best Buddy d) Shanghia Jack
2. Which castaway was left-handed?
a) Mr. Howell c) Gilligan
b) The Profesor d) Ralph the Wonder Llama
3) How many seasons did the series last?
a) 3 c) 4
b) 6 d) 77
4. In how many episodes did Gilligan fly?
a) 1 c) 2
b) 4 d) all
5. What was Mr. Howell's nickname for Mrs. Howell?
a) Lovey c) Sweety
b) Darling d) Beaatch
6. What song writer/singer wrote a parody of The Ballad of Gilligan's Island?
a) Bennie Goodman c) "Weird" Al Yankovic
c) George Burns d) Roger Clinton
7. What "guest" actor played the jungle boy?
a) Ron Howard c) Harrison Ford
b) Kurt Russell d) Bert Bacherack
8) Gilligans name was...
a) his first name c) his middle name
b) his last name d) his alias
9) How many hours was the "tour" supposed to be?
a) 6 c) 4
b) 3 d) 30 minutes
10. Most men would choose...
a) Ginger c) Mrs. Howell
b) Mary Ann d) Gilligan in drag
Scoring
9-10 You know, there are other channels besides Nick@Nite
7-9 Hello Profesor
4-6 In Mr. Howell's words..."Yale Man"
3 or less Welcome to our country